So after doing a decent bit of looking, I found a 2002 Impreza TS Wagon, dark blue, in a 5speed, with 80k on the odometer! It has various dents and dings, but, it completely unmolested so far for aftermarket!
Here it is at the dealership (that I swore Id never buy from)
yes, the headlights were HORRIBLE... I was under the impression they were going ot replace them.. no, the cheap asses buffed them.. still foggy, but serviceable until I get replacements, which, I need recommendations for...
Here it is at home:
With the exception of all the damn tire shine under the hood, the engine bay is VERY clean
And yes, the interior is really that clean with 80,000 miles on it...