kayakertom Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 My daily beater, dog car, commuter was stolen from Portland's Barbur Transit Station on Friday while I was at work. Walked around the large parking lots a couple of times thinking - maybe I parked somewhre other than what I remembered. Called a friend for a ride, called the police to report it stolen...wait... wait some more, walk to the spot where I parked to see if there is broken glass on the asphalt - no glass. Friend shows up, police call to take the report over the phone; have a hard time remembering my license plate number - finally get it right and the officer has my car information. As I'm getting into my friend's car, I see my car's roof-rack in the distance poking up behind another car at the opposite lot from where I parked in the morning. Friend and I walk over to the car and it is parked in a weird spot at an angle; interior has my car junk all over the car, 3 doors are unlocked, pop the hood and engine is warm. Call the police back and tell the officer that car has reappeared; officer has me check that my registration hasn't been stolen - registration still in my hidden spot, license plates still on car. Only items stolen are: a torn windshield sunshade! 2 harbor freight flashlights, a first aid kit, a volvo screwdriver and a $2 pair of plastic sunglasses. Thief left behind a broken pair of eyeglasses... Car had passenger front door lock punched in. Car started right up. Passenger door still locks with the key. Thief description: Stupid - risked a serious beat-down and felony arrest for breaking into and stealing a 26 year old car? Short - driver's seat was left with the seat fully forward. Bad eyesight - the prescription glasses left behind are very strong. Desperate - steal a torn sunshade? Smelly - my dog car had a new strong odor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subruise Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 the seat was fully forward after my car was broken into some years ago. I accredited this to the ransacking of the vehicle, and not necessarily the height of the perp. sorry that happened to ya, glad you got it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooner Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Maybe it was an old smelly lady? That's pretty crappy. How did they get your car started? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayakertom Posted May 11, 2014 Author Share Posted May 11, 2014 Maybe it was an old smelly lady? That's pretty crappy. How did they get your car started? Shaved key? Don't really know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmashedGlass Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 *smiff* this smells (ba dum dum tshhhh) of.......................... HOMELESS GUY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayakertom Posted January 20, 2015 Author Share Posted January 20, 2015 http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/01/drive_an_older_subaru_in_portl.html#incart_most-read_pacific-northwest-news_article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lvsarge Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I hope there's a special place in hell for car theives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaudean Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 (edited) I don't get people sometimes . I was out wheeling (94 loyale 5sp D/R) one night with my cousin and I blew a tire so I parked the car we went off in my cousins jeep for about an hour. We came back to the car to find that my windshield was kicked in, the dash was ripped up and face of my stereo was torn out(just the face the deck was still in there) Nothing was stolen except for the my face for my deck . I had an amp under the seat, speaker box with two 15" subs, tools, and other miscellaneous goodies. Who the hell does stuff like that I don't get it. Edited January 21, 2015 by Beaudean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR_Loyale Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 *smiff* this smells (ba dum dum tshhhh) of.......................... HOMELESS GUY! Are those Brussel Sprouts growing out of his beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djellum Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 lady at work had a honda del sol that was pretty nice. had a broken window switch which she asked me to come instal the new part on my day off. tells me at work that I don't need to come fix it cause the car was stolen. Cops find the car a day or 2 later and give it back to her, with no significant damage and the window switch fixed. turns out a bum had stolen the car (since the window was cracked open and wouldn't shut) and was sleeping in it. since it was cold out he put the new switch in so he could roll the window up. cops caught him and gave her car back in better condition that it was stolen in (never asked about the ignition, probably screwdrivered it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate E. Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I don't get people sometimes . I was out wheeling (94 loyale 5sp D/R) one night with my cousin and I blew a tire so I parked the car we went off in my cousins jeep for about an hour. We came back to the car to find that my windshield was kicked in, the dash was ripped up and face of my stereo was torn out(just the face the deck was still in there) Nothing was stolen except for the my face for my deck . I had an amp under the seat, speaker box with two 15" subs, tools, and other miscellaneous goodies. Who the hell does stuff like that I don't get it. I can believe it. Grew up in Redmond/Bend, gradiated high school in Redmond(formerly known as R.U. High; Redmond Union High School). This was back when it was dangerous to be a nerd/geek. Central Oregon hicks hold a special place in my heart. NE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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